is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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