I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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