I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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