I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The best revenge is premature balding
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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