Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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