I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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