I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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