She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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