alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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