On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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