Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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