What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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