What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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