I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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