Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
They are going to name an STD after you.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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