So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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