id be glad to
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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