ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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