Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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