Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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