hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
