i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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