Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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