I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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