I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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