Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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