He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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