i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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