am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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