Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
