if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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