I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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