There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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