I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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