I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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