She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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