haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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