I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Randomize