I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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