You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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