I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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