I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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