Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i love accidental penises.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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