Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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