just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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