I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
this just has baby written all over it
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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