her vagine was all disorganized.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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