Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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