wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize