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Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

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(206): Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night. http://tfl.nu/k8do

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You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?

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(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend? http://tfl.nu/xot8

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i'm home, then i'll come over

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ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa

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nvm.

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(514): i'm home, then i'll come over (1-514): ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa (514): nvm. http://tfl.nu/kqkd

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(323): View more from California

Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you

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(323): Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you http://tfl.nu/a4zz

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(619): View more from California

you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top

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(619): you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top http://tfl.nu/edw1

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.

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(617): we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life. http://tfl.nu/dy8h

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

just left the emergency room. condom extraction.

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(920): just left the emergency room. condom extraction. http://tfl.nu/bo1w

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?

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(612): Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife? http://tfl.nu/rjpj

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.

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Thanks, mom.

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(202): You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway. (1-202): Thanks, mom. http://tfl.nu/107n

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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god

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(406): We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god http://tfl.nu/kj7l

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?

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Jail. That could go wrong.

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(901): Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong? (325): Jail. That could go wrong. http://tfl.nu/f51a

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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.

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(719): That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive. http://tfl.nu/zac0

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life

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(603): Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life http://tfl.nu/vchk

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?

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(313): Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing? http://tfl.nu/tcaq

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(407): View more from Florida

Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear

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(407): Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear http://tfl.nu/b5s7

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