just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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