Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!