Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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