She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
soo... how was my night?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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