I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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