She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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