she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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