I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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