Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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