I want to stick my p in your. b.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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