week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I love you. Go after that dick
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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