do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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